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July 17, 2012

I honestly thought this was about washing when i first saw it. I thought it was going to be the most exciting greeting card I’d ever seen. then I opened it and put it together that those aren’t just a bunch of random animals suggesting you bathe. It’s a mobile. And showers are for babies. I know, I am dumb. Anyway, I fixed it so it’s better now. And a little creepy.

(In an attempt to insert absurdity into stranger’s lives, I buy greeting cards, sign them, and then put them back on the shelf.)

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