What’s nice about this greeting card is that even before I altered it, there’s a lot of questions going on: Why is this baby duck so big? Look at those trees in the background! He’s fucking huge! And why would we automatically assume he has a debilitating lisp? Is this a reference to Daffy Duck? Why are you making such weird greeting cards? Anyway, it’s better now. And back on the shelf in a CVS in Chicago.