End of year lists are fun because making lists is fun. Here’s my Top Ten List of The Best Lists of 2011:
1. What to Get at the Grocery Store - 3/28/11
- A classic list to start off with! That day I just wrote, “eggs, maybe meet someone?” CAN YOU SAY NAILED IT?!
2. List of Reasons Why I Feel Bad - 1/05/11
- This list is great because it included “Bedbugs”.
3. Descriptions of Dogs – 7/11/11
- Included: “Tiny furry bear”, “fire engine dog”, and “punched face asthma dog”
4. Ways to Get Healthy - 6/5/11
- Includes, “Only drink vodka sodas” and “Piggyback People More”
5. List of Reasons Why What I Did Last Night Wasn’t The Worst Thing Ever - 2/12/11
- Includes the memorable, “Nobody was hurt, physically.”
6. Pros and Cons List for Why I should Buy a Gun to Prepare for the End Times – 11/20/11
- This list featured the Pro of “It’s the Adult Thing to Do” and the Con of “Freaks girls out.”
7. Best Greetings Said to Shopkeepers – 12/11/11
- Includes: “This is good breathin’ air in here!” and “50% off on ME today!” and just winking a lot at them.
8. Top Ten Reasons Zooey Deschanel Should Take a Break – 10/18/11
- Includes: “She’s probably tired” And “Finite supply of bows for hair.”
9. Things on My Table - 12/30/11
- This is a great, short list: “Cough medicine, dildo, terrarium”
10. This List - 12/30/11
- It started off pretty good, but then got a little meandering, that’s why it’s not higher up.
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