Tried to make it to St Louis. Stranded 40 miles south of Chicago in a nightmare factory.
Some men are born into greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them, and some others are just super dumb. There’s still time to donate money to send 500 goats to Africa while I jet ski from Chicago to New Orleans! http://igg.me/at/jetski #Roustabout
For those of you in Chicago, St Louis, or New Orleans - here’s some info to come out and see some comedy while I’m jet-skiing through your town.
On Friday May 30th at 9am, come see me off at a Bon Voyage party with Wyatt Cenac at Chicago Navy Pier. We’ll be at the east end of the pier, on the South side. We’ll make some speeches, christen the jet-skis, and depart. The Mayor will be there!
On Saturday, May 31st, Jon Daly and I will do a free daytime show at Big Daddy’s Lacledes Landing. The exact time is still TBD - but I’ll post it here when we know!
On Thursday June 5th we’ll do a free show at One Eyed Jack’s in New Orleans - go here for an RSVP - http://www.oneeyedjacks.net/event/roustabout-live-with-kurt-braunohler/
More info to come soon!
Zef style with Kristen Schaal on #KrollShow
As you might know, I’m jet skiing from Chicago to New Orleans in order to raise money to provide 500 goats to African families in need. I’m looking to marry a couple on a jet ski (I’m an ordained minister), as part of my Comedy Central web series ROUSTABOUT, that will document my adventure down the river.
Do you live anywhere near Land Between The Lakes (Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Missouri?) Do you want to get married on a jet ski on June 3rd? Do you want to be part of history? Message me through Tumblr or hit me up on Twitter - www.twitter.com/kurtbraunohler
And for more info on this whole dumb journey go here!
Chris Hardwick talks about my balls on At Midnight (and my jet skiing.)
On May 30th, I will attempt to jet-ski from Chicago to New Orleans. Because it’s the dumbest way I could think of to make the world a better place. Help me send 500 goats and 1000 chickens to African families in need by going here: JET SKI FOR GOATS
LET’S GET WET FOR GOATS!
If you’re like me, you like bronies - and tonight’s @bobsburgersfox features @pftompkins @ronfunches and me all in Pony outfits. Go GIT IT RIGHT NOW!
New K Ohle w/ @Dougbenson! Petophilia no less! We get into it about animals. Plus, I yell about zoos.
Kurt Braunohler hails from the backwater diners of Neptune, NJ. He moved to Baltimore, then Brooklyn, and now resides in the City of Broken Dreams, LA...more
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